This just in, Denver Broncos sign Uncle Rico to a 1 year contract worth 20 million dollars.
Citing his ability to ‘throw a football over them mountains’ and ‘I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile,’ the Broncos Chief of Football Operations John Elway seemed happy with the decision.
In a statement to ‘Mile High Sports Blog’ Elway noted that after [Peyton] Manning announced his retirement and [Brock] Osweiler signed a contract to play with the Houston Texans for a reported four dollars and seventeen cents, “I really didn’t have much in the way of options. What else was I supposed to do, call Favre or Tebow?”
This should make for an interesting couple of months in the NFL off season.